Lyrics

Holiday Dash

VERSE 1:
4 hours and a ton to do
10 more gifts yet to strategize
I do this every single year
This maddening final dash

CHORUS 1:
Elbows flying everywhere
Everybody's dragging bags and bags
Is this too much holiday cheer?
Just let me go and get a beer

VERSE 2:
I do the same thing every year
Thinking I'll buy this or that
But it turns into a run and raid instead
Gift cards may be my last desperate act

CHORUS 2:
Elbows flying everywhere
Everybody's dragging bags and bags
Is this too much holiday cheer?
Just let me go and get a beer

BRIDGE:
We're all moving from store to store
Looks of panic as we watch the clock tic by, Oh my!

BREAKDOWN (spoken):
Then I knew I'd be back next year
This is my holiday cheer...haha da boom!

CHORUS 3:
Elbows flying everywhere
Everybody's dragging bags and bags
Is this too much holiday cheer?
Just let me go and get a beer